Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life

1.  It's important to have a women who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2.  It's important to have a women who can make you laugh.
3.  It's important to have a women who you can trust and doesn't lie to you.
4.  It's important to have a women who is good in bed and just likes to be with you.
5.  It's very, very, important that these four women do not know each other or you should end up dead like me.