Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life

 

Here are the "Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life" that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan Utah.  He died not knowing that he would someday be in the "Coolest Headstone" contest.....

 

1.  It's important to have a women who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2.  It's important to have a women who can make you laugh.
3.  It's important to have a women who you can trust and doesn't lie to you.
4.  It's important to have a women who is good in bed and just likes to be with you.
5.  It's very, very, important that these four women do not know each other or you should end up dead like me.

 
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